Hello again to everyone our there in RL. Dan has logged off, so while he’s gone I’m going to try and blog some more. I suppose I’ll tell you a little more about my self and the different Races that inhabit the land of Azeroth in the World of Warcraft.
You may notice I look a little different in this picture I have posted of myself. This is what I look like with most of my armor off. As you can see I’m more or less a great big bull. Nice muscles eh? The chicks dig em…Orc chicks, Troll chicks, Undead chicks, I make em all drool. Being a Tauren rocks cuz we’re the biggest, beefiest race in all of Azeroth But that’s neither here nor their and anyone unfamiliar with my World must be totally confused right now so let me try and start from the top so I don’t loose anybody.
Within the land of Azeroth, there are two warring factions, the mighty Horde, and those scumbag Alliance. The Horde and Alliance have had a blood feud going for as long as anyone can remember and I could go on and on about how utterly slimy those Alliance bastards are but I will restrain my self in an effort to just try and bring everyone up to speed quickly. There are many races of characters, or toons, as players generally refer to as, within Azeroth. Some have allied them selves with the mighty Horde and other, lesser races have chosen to side with the dirty Alliance. We Tauren are a proud race, and have choose to side with the Horde ages ago. Also counted amongst the ranks of the Horde are Orc’s, Trolls, Blood Elves, and The Undead. Together we are strong enough to protect ourselves from the Alliance, who would basically ransack our towns and city’s and enslave us all if they could.
The Alliance faction consists of Humans, Night Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes, and the Draenei. While most of these races are quite short in statue, they are also very crafty and never give us a moments peace. We Horde warriors must be constantly on our guard for Alliance while adventuring throughout Azeroth.
Looks like that’s all I have time for… Dan is due back any moment. Take care, I will continue with my thoughts at a later time.
-Wingnutt of FOEHAMMER
