Finally, I though Dan would never log off. Alright where was I. Ah yes, I was bringing everyone up to speed on what its like to exist in Azeroth. Hopefully you understand now the difference between the Horde and Alliance, and that the Alliance are dirty rotten weasels, unfit for further discussion. I’ve posted another picture of my self, this is what I look like with all of my armor on… I know, try and hold your gasps of amazement till the end, and if your beginning to think that I’m self absorbed you can kiss my big smelly tail! Its taken Dan and I hours of adventuring to acquire all of these epic items and you better believe I’m going to show them off. Anyway, back to life in Azeroth.
As you may or may not have gathered, Azeroth is a pretty hostile and intense environment with a great diversity of adventurers and monsters. Adventurers can be broken down into classes biased off of they way they fight. A characters class dictates basically they way they choose to fight and survive in Azeroth. Druids, Hunters, Mages, Paladins, Priests, Rogues, Shamans, Warlocks, and Warriors are all of the different kinds of classes an adventurer can be in Azeroth.
As I have said, I am a Warrior. Being a Warrior totally rocks. We get to wear the heaviest armor in all of Azeroth, which is why I look so utterly big and bad ass hehe. Warriors are physically the strongest of all the classes and as such we can wield the biggest weapons. As a Warrior, all of my combat is primarily focused around melee damage. Basically I run all over Azeroth with an axe or sword, usually both as you can see in this picture, and bash the ever living crap out of monsters and Alliance. The more I do this, the more rewards I can get in Azeroth. But I need Dan’s help to do it. Speaking of that lifeless jerk where is he? He promised me he would be on now so we could finish a quest we’ve been working on. I need to go, later everyone.
-Wingnutt of FOEHAMMER
