Alright, this post is going to be a rant, just forewarning you all. I’ve finally found a new way to express my thoughts and I’m gonna use it. Ok, first Item up for ranting is Alliance. Man do they piss me off some times. I’ll be out, minding my own business, and poof, from out of nowhere a group of 5 of the little ingrates will appear and kill me. But oh, this is not good enough for them. No then they will continue to sit there, on top of my corpse and continue to gank (known as corpse camping in RL) me every time I try to Rez! And it just goes on and on, and its like, don’t you jerks have anything better to do with your time? You’ve killed me and proven your point, now for Christ sake get lost so I can get back to what I was doing. Nothing gives me more pleasure then rounding up a solid band of Horde buddies of mine and hunting these lifeless jerks down and butchering every last one of them until they spirit rez and run away with their tails between their legs.
Next, the food. I am so utterly sick of having to eat roasted clefthoof every single day. But Dan forces that crap down my throat like I’m some starving scrub Murlock for crying out loud. Sorry, a Murlock is this miserable little monster in Azeroth. But yea, day in and day out, roasted clefthoof, always roasted clefthoof he gives me for the strength buff Dan says. I will admit, I do kind of like the strength buff I get from eating roasted clefthoof. Oh, a buff is something you get that improves one of your stats, like strength in this case. But yea, maybe I’d like some golden fishsticks, or some blackened basilisk. Anything to change it up for crying out loud. Oh but no, you can’t have those Dan says, that’s priest food or mage food. Let me spell it out loud and clear, I don’t give a Murlocks ass what character class the food is for, if I have to eat roasted clefthoof one more time, I’m going find a way to jump through your screen and kill you Dan! In fact I’ll beat you to death will all of the roasted clefthoof bones I have left over.
Ah, you know what else really gets me? Ore Ninjas!! Yea Miners, that’s right, you know who im talking about, don’t you freaking hate those guys? Oh, sorry, I probably should have mention for anyone that’s unclear, one of the professions I have learned in Azeroth is Mining. I wander around the land mining different ores and I sell them to make money. But anyway, I was mining this Adamantite vein the other day, just minding my own business, and from out of nowhere this Troll Druid drops in and starts mining the same damm vein! So I say to him “dude, get lost. I found this one fair and square.” But he just grins at me and keeps on mining. Now I would expect this from some scrub Alliance, but not a troll. He ended up making off with half the Ore that should have been mine. Horde or not, if I ever see that Troll again I’m going break his pointy little tusks off and shove them in his ears.
-Wingnutt of FOEHAMMER