Looks like I’ve found a few more minutes, so I guess I’ll keep going with this blog. Hey Dan, if your reading this, I want my epic flying mount dammit. This regular one you’ve gotten me just don’t cut it, he’s slow and ugly and I’ve had it with him. You’ve been saying we’re start saving gold for a sweet new Netherdrake like months ago, but here we are, with hardly any gold, and no Netherdrake! What the hell?
Let me break it down for ya folks. Mounts are how toons like us, get around in the World of Warcraft. Azeroth is pretty vast and the better the mount you have the faster you can get there. There kind of like those things called cars you all have in “RL.” Now there are two kinds of mounts, land mounts which are animals that run, and flying mounts, which, you guessed it, freaking fly!
I really shouldn’t complain, I do have a mean looking Frost Wolf for a land mount. Snowflake, as I have appropriately named him, and I are pretty close… in fact that’s him in the picture above. He’s useful for getting around the zones in Azeroth which the World of Wacraft gods simply don’t allow toons to use their flying mounts. But let me tell ya, in the zones that do allow flying mounts holy crap, do Netherdrakes rock! They increase my movement speed by a whopping 310%, not a lame 60% like the goofy looking Windrider that Dan has me perched on half the time. Partly I blame the Warcraft gods, the stupid skill I need to train to be able to ride a Netherdrake costs 5000 gold. That’s a freaking fortune! But I think I could scrape the dough together if Dan would stop wasting my gold on silly items and getting me killed all the time so I keep having to fork over more gold for repair bills. You getting all this Dan, I want a damm Netherdrake, hurry up and get on it!
-Wingnutt of FOEHAMMER
